When last we left our Queen and her dear companion, they were about to engage in the throes of hot, passiona--

[there is a long scribble across the page, accompanied by a brief cry of outrage as Jade confiscates Peony's journal]

Boys and girls of Rivelata, I would like to tell you a story. A tale of romance, plain and simple ( Read more... )

The Colonel doesn't appreciate my floral displays of affection anymore. He never told me they made him sneeze. How was I supposed to know? He always loved flowers when we were younger! ...well, he liked killing them, anyway.

So what do you think, ladies and gentlemen? What is the surest way to the heart of a stoic Fonic Artes master?

Hm ( Read more... )

NATALIA! I've been talking to this woman, and they have a holiday coming up where people dress like monsters and GO AROUND TO DIFFERENT HOUSES AND COLLECT CANDY.

We must do it! I've already found the perfect costume for you! We'll leave Jade at home. He'd probably just spoil the fun.

What do you say?!

Since the dear colonel seems to be under the impression that he doesn't need to clean up after himself, we're going to need to hire a maid.

We don't need anything fancy, just someone to stop by the lofts once a day to keep everything tidy. We're willing to pay two ladies a month. Would any lovely ladies be willing to help us out?

My, these snakes are making a mess, aren't they?

What set them off? Has anyone figured that out yet? I mean, they must have had a reason for getting so pissed off. I don't think they would have attacked us for no reason.

I hear there are lots of pretty new girls around! ♥

Oh, I don't mind if you used to be men. If any of you would like an escort for the evening, please let me know. I promise, I am a perfect gentleman.

Jade! Guy! Sapphir!

SOMEONE.

Please let's go do something. I'm so bored! Did you see there's a place opening where we can go dance and drink? We should check it out! Couldn't hurt anything, right?

Oh, look at that. People are writing to me. I really have no idea what any of you are talking about, but listen up!

I am Peony IX, Emperor of the Malkuth Empire, and man, I am burning up in this heat! Be you Kimlascan or of great Malkuth, bring me a fan!

Jade? Guy? If anyone is here, please come fetch me from the docks. I don't know my way around ( Read more... )